I am sorry, Dave.

A computer glitch in Japan brought down parts of NTT Communications Corp.'s corporate data services, disrupting about 35,000 lines. A glitch in a new computerized financial aid system, developed by Oracle Corp for Lansing Community College, stalls financial aid checks. Technical problems prevented Comcast SportsNet from airing the White Sox' game Wednesday night. Earlier this week, Overstock.com shares fell after a computer glitch prevented them from updating their product listings. Pilots on a Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 from Perth to Kuala Lumpur battled to gain control of the plane last month after an unknown computer error caused the aircraft to pitch violently and brought it close to stalling. My normally stable home computer crashed twice while attempting to post this entry. Really.