Sick and tired of game reviewers going gaga over their personal preferences in gaming? Old Man Murray proposes a completely objective solution for game reviews:
Game developers have known the answer to the first question since the early 1980's: ammo and health can be hidden inside crates or sometimes barrels. As often happens, the answer to the second question was hidden in plain sight within the answer to the first. All games contain crates, therefore all games can be judged empirically on those crates.
Simply measure seconds from the start of the game till you find the first crate, and you have a completely unbiased quality metric. The Crate Review System results are a riot.
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